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HANDLE THAT SH*T™ Softening Beard Oil

HANDLE THAT SH*T™ Softening Beard Oil

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HANDLE THAT SH*T™

Beard Oil
20 ml / 0.68 fl oz

 

WHAT IT DOES

Growing a beard is easy.

Keeping it under control is the part most people skip (which makes your a** lazy and you know!!!).

This lightweight oil reduces itch, tames frizz, and keeps your beard looking deliberate — not accidental.

No grease.
No shine.
No wild edges.

Just structure.

 

WHY IT EXISTS

Because “rugged” isn’t the same as “unkempt.”

 

HOW TO USE

2–4 drops.
Work it through evenly.
Shape it like you meant to grow it.

Daily.
Maintenance is part of the deal.

 

BUILT FOR

Frizz
Dryness
Beard itch
Unruly edges

Beards that need direction.

 

BUILT WITHOUT

Heavy Fillers
Greasy Finish
Overpowering Fragrance
Bullsh*t

 

ENRICHED WITH

Lightweight Conditioning Oils
Vitamin Support
Balance-Boosting Extracts

 

INGREDIENTS / INCI

Cannabis Sativa (Hemp) Seed Oil, Decyl Cocoate, Undecane, Tridecane, Cannabidiol - Derived From Extract Or Tincture Or Resin Of Cannabis, Tocopherol, Parfum, Limonene, Linalool, Citral CLEAN THAT SH*T Reset CONTROL THAT SH*T Balance HANDLE THAT SH*T Structure FIX THAT SH*T Correct Four products. Three minutes. No excuses. Hemp Seed Oil, Cannabidiol

 

CLEAN THAT SH*T – Reset
CONTROL THAT SH*T – Balance
HANDLE THAT SH*T – Structure
FIX THAT SH*T – Correct

 

Four products.
Three minutes.
No excuses.

 

Ingredients from organic farming

From natural essential oils

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